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'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

There once was a person who planted a seed

"I come with my own cubicle."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"Why would anyone want to take a nap?"

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Sloth 10K.

New Hampshire Minute

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Slow food restaurant

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

Organic farm

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Back Down

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

'Life is too long not to worry.'

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'