Slow Living Advocate T-Shirts

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Man in front of Stop sign smelling roses.

'The great thing about being a snail is that I always have a good excuse for being late...'

Sloth 10K.

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

Amongst the rush.

'Life is too long not to worry.'

Turtles Texting Each Other

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

"I like to catch up over a coffee."

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

Back Down

Organic farm

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

Live Slow, Die Old!

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Let's try this place...I've heard the service is really slow.'

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

"She's still getting ready."

New Hampshire Minute

Welcome to Lakeveille, home of Lance McDoogle, world's slowest sign painter. He's been working on this one since 1954 and he's still not finish. . .

'Slowness is a virtue, young novice. I Once had a teacher who was a master of slowness. He got trampled down by a flock of turtles.'

"I envy you. My stress level is unbearable."

They grow up so slow.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Some days you just don't feel like roaming.

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

We believe taking the fast lane on the highway of life just gets you to the exit ramp sooner.

"The three toed sloth would like a straw when you have a minute."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'