
Remember, don't judge other snails until you've crept a few inches in their shells.
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Remember, don't judge other snails until you've crept a few inches in their shells.
I may not be the smartest tortoise, but I've been around the block a few times. Well, once.
'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'
'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'
'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'
'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'
"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."
What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.
'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'
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"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."
'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'
Pension in race with tortoise and snail.
'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'
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"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."
Speed Checked By Radar.
"One day junior, all this will be yours..."
"Anyone home?"
A tortoise
Granny takes a turtle for a walk.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"
Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.
'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'
She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.
"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."
This is a library - no sonic booms, please.
"I've always worked from home."
"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"
Tortoise Mailman.
"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"
'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'
Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...
Tortoise Football Fan
"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."
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