Slow And Steady Enthusiasts Prints

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

All right! I think it's time to take the training shells off, son.

Bug Loans. What about late fees?

'You've heard of Tiger, Bear and Shark...... meet the snail!'

Snail and turtle worry about curves in road.

Tortoise having his shell checked by Customs.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Hush puppy.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Snail Display Today

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

A tortoise

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Boris Bike

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"