Stop-motion Fan Gifts

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"What old school? This is my life."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Filet minion

'Maths is fun!'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Jokes machine.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Centaur Sprinter

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'