Slow And Steady Fan T-Shirts

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"He'll never get to the punchline!"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Honey I'm Home

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Speed Checked By Radar.

Snail Peephole

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

A tortoise

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

Tortoise Mailman.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

"He's in lockdown."

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

Tortoise Football Fan