Slow And Steady Fan Pillows

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"He'll never get to the punchline!"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Honey I'm Home

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Speed Checked By Radar.

Snail Peephole

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

A tortoise

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Tortoise Mailman.

"He's in lockdown."

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

Tortoise Football Fan

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

"This is moving too fast. . ."