Slow And Steady Driver Pillows

"I had you doing six in a five."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Snail Racing

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Traffic Sign Haiku

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

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It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

Height barrier accident.

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Drink Driving

Princess Snail Ride

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

"This is moving too fast. . ."

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

'Actually, you're the first to arrive.'

I don't brake for lawyers

'Yes, he's still working on that memo. You can't rush the creative process, you know.'

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."