Slow And Steady Driver T-Shirts

Our T-shirts honoring the slow and steady driver are designed for those who take their time and enjoy the ride. A fun way to showcase their patient, thoughtful personality.

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"I had you doing six in a five."

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What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose. mockup

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

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'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.' mockup

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

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Snail Racing

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"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up." mockup

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

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"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!" mockup

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

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'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,' mockup

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

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'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.' mockup

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

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Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man. mockup

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

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U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

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"Come on! It's the final lap!"

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Traffic Sign Haiku

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'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.' mockup

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

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Investments: Check out our webinar: 'The tax advantages of delayed gratification.'

Investments: Check out our webinar: 'The tax advantages of delayed gratification.' mockup

Investments: Check out our webinar: 'The tax advantages of delayed gratification.'

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It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive mockup

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

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'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.' mockup

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

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Height barrier accident.

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"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

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"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

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'Better slow it down a bit.'

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Drink Driving

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Princess Snail Ride

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"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..." mockup

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

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"This is moving too fast. . ."

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"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..." mockup

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

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'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.' mockup

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

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'Actually, you're the first to arrive.' mockup

'Actually, you're the first to arrive.'

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I don't brake for lawyers

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'Yes, he's still working on that memo. You can't rush the creative process, you know.'

'Yes, he's still working on that memo. You can't rush the creative process, you know.' mockup

'Yes, he's still working on that memo. You can't rush the creative process, you know.'

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"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession." mockup

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

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Slow And Steady Driver T-Shirts Collection

Slow And Steady Driver Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to the slow and steady driver—perfect for those who enjoy their coffee at a relaxed pace.

Slow And Steady Driver Pillows

Find cozy pillows that honor the slow and steady driver—bring a touch of humor and comfort to their home or car.

Slow And Steady Driver Prints

Browse our prints featuring the slow and steady driver—perfect for decorating their favorite space with a message of patience.