Slow Living Fan Pillows

Honey I'm Home

Local food for local consumption

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"My bottom went to sleep."

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

Snail Peephole

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

Business is slow, thank goodness.

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

Fuel Carrier

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."