Slow Motion Fans T-Shirts

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Local food for local consumption

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Honey I'm Home

'This used to take hours.'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Snail Peephole

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

Scranton the Ride

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

"I am running!"

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

"Promise you won't open it before Christmas?"

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

The Peacock Skirt - Whistler's Peacock Room

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

When mime artists travel to work.

"My fault! My fault! Too much oil."