Slow Motion Fans Prints

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Local food for local consumption

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Honey I'm Home

'This used to take hours.'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Cat Yoga.

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Snail Peephole

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.

Scranton the Ride

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

"I am running!"

'186,282.4 miles per second'? -- Couldn't you make it come out even?'

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

"Promise you won't open it before Christmas?"

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

The Peacock Skirt - Whistler's Peacock Room

When mime artists travel to work.

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

I told you not to stop so fast.