Silent Retreat Fans Gifts

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

Club Antisocial

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Interesting encounters in history.

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"They're on a silent retreat."

'Modem Times,'

"e-Harley Hybrids"

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Pola Negri

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Heaven's Way

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

How to appear more interesting.

Happy Birthday Grandpa!

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

Mime artist in library.

Don't be frightened. The reason I'm not moving my lips is that I'm a comic strip character. I wish I could speak to you in the usual sense, but I'm afraid you'll have to read my word balloon instead. Uh-oh. I can see by the question mark above your head that this isn't going well. God, I wish I could stop smiling. ?

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"Don't be fooled by the moustache. I'm not Hitler, I'm Chaplin."

When mime artists travel to work.