Relaxation Strategist Gifts

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."

Dentist's tactics,

Damn it! I have to pee again!

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

Hiding the electronics.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Unguided imagery

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Taking it easy

My God, I need to fart.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."