Relaxation Pro Gifts

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

If it makes you feel any better, I'm retaining junk food.

"Rough Flight?"

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Ahhh...'

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'That was fun!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Spa

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.