Sneeze Enthusiasts Pillows

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"Gesundheit."

Sneeze Police

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

Bad times to sneeze

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"Gesundheit."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

Sleeping husband

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Sorry...I overslept."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Bless you...'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'