Sneeze Sleeve Enthusiast Pillows

'My elbow has a cold!'

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

Bad times to sneeze

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

"Gesundheit."

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Sleeping husband

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Bless you...'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Asthma cats

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"