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'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'Gesundheit.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'By god that man stinks!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"Let's hope it'll work!"

'Gesundheite!'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

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"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Hexercise.

Step aerobics

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

'I drink to bring about change.'

"To be honest my work pays for this session..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

Life is change