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'Turn your leaf blower down, dear.'

'By god that man stinks!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Butterflies

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Get out of my face!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Thank you bubbles

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'