Ska Aficionado Pillows

"Don't call me ska face!"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

Travel looks strong!

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Little girl skiing.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Thin Ice

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Man chases after his skis.

Skier.

Piste-side Hotel

Ski lift.

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Giant Ice Skates

Evolved to Ski.

Reindeer on Skis.