Winter Festivity Lover Prints

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Keeping warm.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Couple melting the snow around them.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Gimme the carrot!"

Cake

Snowman

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Lovers embrace

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"It's her first snowman."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,