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'Warning - inappropriate behaviour could lead to harassement claims. Please shake hands under the mistletoe!'

'So you admit that labelling my client as 'naughty' is based upon hearsay from other children, not from actual facts!'

Dr Christmas

Christmas Dwarves

'Dear Santa, this year I'd like to have some arms because...'

"Okay, who was texting!"

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'What's the torch doing in the Christmas cake.'

'In this state, sir, making a list and texting it twice is illegal while driving.'

Snowman

Santa is rescued from a desert island that is scattered with bones and reindeer skulls.

Santa's head mounted on a wall.

''Goodwill to all men'...I've got an app for that.'

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

'What happened to my gift?'

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

Toymakers Union, North Pole: 'I especially want to thank the little people who make it all happen - my elves.'

'Well, it's no wonder you haven't been feeling too well lately, Santa - you're 96% cholesterol.'

"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Debts Past."

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

"You've been promoted to Internal Company Festival Events Director, in other words organizing the Christmas party."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The one song banned in the workshop. What did I say about playing "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" where Mrs. Claus can hear it?!

Covid Reindeer

Meet Santa

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

Hanukkah Santa: 'No the Smiths are in unit twenty two.'

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"

Santa naked.

"Yeah, I drank the milk and ate the cookies...so what are you gonna do about it fatso?!

'...if you've been naughty, press one, if you've been nice, press two...