Winter Festival Aficionado Mugs

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

Face painting.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Bless You."

Non-Denominational Carols

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

The Running of the Brie

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Midwest Winter Items.

I came, I saw, I partied!

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Flake News

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"It's her first snowman."