Valentine's Card Enthusiast Gifts

Be my valentine.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Cupid paints Stop sign

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Sunrise and Sunset

Cupid and parachutists.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Belated Birthday Cards

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Valentine man in underpants.

Modern Cupid

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'How much for NO stems?'

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

Valentines for Real Estate

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist.

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

Shark Valentines

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

Cupids!

I'm going to give each of my girlfriends a bottle of this wine for valentine's day. A port in every sweetheart!

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

Reflection greeting cards.

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'