Romantic Hopefuls Pillows

'Please tell me that you have something else to offer?'

'It's a misprint. I never said I had 'six pack abs'.'

"Of course you know nothing about me, whenever I try to tell you something you fall asleep!"

Jim wasn't much of a dater.

"Love is in the air."

"This is a special night, so instead of an order from the car, we'll go inside!"

Man hiding from a woman at a dating service.

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

Blind date

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

Tall, dark & handsome.

'Sure, you can marry my daughter when you have some money...here's five bucks.'

"I agree, we should see other people - do you know someone who would see me?"

Video Dating Service.

"According to the pollsters I'm your ideal partner."

'I don't know about you but this is the last Fireman's Ball that I go to!'

"Here's what I found for 'Hey, Baby!'."

"I know we broke up months ago, but social distancing has made it too hard to meet new people."

"Wait, you've got a hole deep within you you've struggled your whole life to fill? I know just the guy you should meet!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Kissing on the golf course

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'