Romantic Optimists Gifts

Men's self esteem is amazing, sometimes!

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Reginald Bunthorne

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Young Love'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

Do-over

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

The Manifestation of Dreams

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.