Romantic Optimists T-Shirts

Men's self esteem is amazing, sometimes!

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Reginald Bunthorne

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Young Love'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Do-over

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

The Manifestation of Dreams

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.