Angelic Optimists Gifts

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Protest

Cupid

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Sisyphus Sawyer

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Happiness

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."