Optimism Evangelist Gifts

"Don't think of it as getting fired, Jenkins. . . think of it as giving you your wings to soar on your own!"

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"I love your optimism."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"It all looks fine to me."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Always expect the best

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

GLAD-YOU-ATION