Optimism Evangelist T-Shirts

"Don't think of it as getting fired, Jenkins. . . think of it as giving you your wings to soar on your own!"

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Six Thinking Hats

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"I love your optimism."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Always expect the best

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."