Angel Optimists Gifts

'I thought things would be different up here.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Cupid

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Sisyphus Sawyer

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Mexican angels.

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."