Angelic Optimists Pillows

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Protest

Cupid

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Happiness

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "