Romantic Mishaps Mugs

Cow-print panties. Co-workers discuss a failed gift.

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"It's not what you think."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

The Adventures of Morton

'I hate these romance cruises.'

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."

Gimme a hot chocolate. On the rocks. Straight. Lady troubles? And how. Old Mr. Mort told me if I wanted to appeal to the ladies, I should watch some old black and white movies and do what those guys do. So I started jogging downstairs sideways like Cary Grant. I said "see!" after every sentence like James Cagney. I ran in place and yelled "whoop-whoop-whoop!" like Curly. All the girls loved it. But now I have four playdates scheduled at the same time! Not at all where I thought that was going.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

Border Security

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Watch this!"

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Flirtation

"Can't you do ANYTHING right?"

'It's been an interesting evening. Do you mind if I use your ledge for a minute?'

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

"I don't like sweetcorn".

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'