Romantic Mishap Fan Gifts

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Holy shit!'

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Aeneas

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

"I don't like sweetcorn".

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Slapstick

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

'It's a whistle only mothers can hear.'

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your appartment?

Golf Cart Punctures

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'