Modern Misadventure Lover Prints

'...and you're STILL texting!!!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'My life coach traded me.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Need Wi-Fi

Modern Charm

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

She's a little too friendly.

'I hate these romance cruises.'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"

5-hour relationship drug.

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

"He must be really serious to send you something a permanent as an email."