Board Game Adventurer Gifts

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Arf! Arf!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I'm after the history section."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Alphabet soup

"I read the audio book."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Lost