Game Of Chance Adventurer Gifts

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'I don't like to take chances.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Child in a bear suit.

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Kid tries to plug in a book.

Palm Reading

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

An affair to remember.

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

"What do four ones beat?"

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

Exporting - Highs and Lows

The Real Mario Bros.

Speeding in a video game

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

Don Quichotte

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

"We're not fighting mum, we're playing peace talks"

"I'm not unwilling to take risks. I'd just like them to be at someone else's expense."

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

Video games distract from school studies