Game Of Chance Adventurer Pillows

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'I don't like to take chances.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Child in a bear suit.

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

Palm Reading

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

An affair to remember.

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

"What do four ones beat?"

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Exporting - Highs and Lows

Speeding in a video game

Don Quichotte

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

"We're not fighting mum, we're playing peace talks"

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

"I'm not unwilling to take risks. I'd just like them to be at someone else's expense."

Video games distract from school studies

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...