Game Of Chance Veteran Gifts

An affair to remember.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Early Micronesian Casino

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

Children of the Cornhole

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

"Here, a white blood cell attacks invaders...I've just simplified the graphics."

"Take away their Game Boys!"

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

"What do four ones beat?"

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.