Chance Games Gifts

Lottery Chances

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'I don't like to take chances.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

An affair to remember.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

Personnel Dept. Frankly, we'd like a job so we can get into a Super Bowl pool.

Fat Chance - Casino & weight loss center.

"What do four ones beat?"

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

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'I bet the farm at roulette and won. What am I going to do now with 37 farms?'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

Your luck. Ernie, no!