Chance Encounter Gifts

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Check it out! That girl is hooooot!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Road sign with a dinosaur.

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

'En-counter'

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

Monster in the Alley.

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

'I bet the farm at roulette and won. What am I going to do now with 37 farms?'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'I only need a job until I win the lottery.'

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

"Hey, isn't that your "ex" over the road?"

'What's a lovely girl like me doing in a place like this? How should I know, you brought me here!'

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."