Chance Encounter Prints

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Check it out! That girl is hooooot!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

Road sign with a dinosaur.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

'En-counter'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

Monster in the Alley.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"I call it, 'wheel'. I spin it, drop this pebble, and if you don't guess where it stops, I take your stuff."

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

'I bet the farm at roulette and won. What am I going to do now with 37 farms?'

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

Your luck. Ernie, no!

'I only need a job until I win the lottery.'

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

'I used to be really depressed about losing the superlotto, but then I found this support group, and I realized I'm not the only person who hasn't won.'

'Excuse me, can I borrow your pin?'