Unexpected Encounter Enjoyer Prints

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Road sign with a dinosaur.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

Genie in a trash can.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"