Unexpected Encounter Enjoyer Prints

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Turtle Blind dates

Road sign with a dinosaur.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

Genie in a trash can.

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

The originator of the office birthday party.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."