Unexpected Encounter Appreciator Prints

Road sign with a dinosaur.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'...and bring a friend. If you have one...'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

Deadpan Delivery.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"What are you doing?!"

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."