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Lottery Chances

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

An affair to remember.

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

Fat Chance - Casino & weight loss center.

"What do four ones beat?"

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

'I bet the farm at roulette and won. What am I going to do now with 37 farms?'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'