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Umpire's Union: Safe/Out

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

If nobody had invented graphics

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

InIn by-products.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'This is a job for a consultant.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Medical Examinations.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Christopher Nolan caricature

Red hot little combo

Mad cleaning robot.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."