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'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

You are here.

'Arf! Arf!'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Office Park

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Lost