Drummer Gifts

"Can't you just whistle while you work?"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

'And whatever happened to 'as quiet as a mouse'?'

Ringo releases his latest record.

"What is it?? You're disturbing my drum practice. . . !"

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

Ginger Baker.

'We've been burgled, and they took your drum kit..... eventually.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

Timpani.

The Little Drummer Boy.

Alternative drum playing method

'How did you get him to stop banging on the drum?'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"Now that's the blues."

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

"I can practice a different song."

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

'This place hasn't been the same since violinist left.'

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

"Who, me?"