Drumming Gifts

"Can't you just whistle while you work?"

"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."

Italica

"I believe I already know most of you from the drum circle."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'To help our brainstorming, John's going to bang his drum and scream at the top of his lungs.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Jungle Communication

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

"What is it?? You're disturbing my drum practice. . . !"

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Ringo releases his latest record.

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

Music critics of the wild west "I don't like the sound of those drums"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."

'I think I was fired.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Ginger Baker.

'And whatever happened to 'as quiet as a mouse'?'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"Who, me?"

"I can practice a different song."

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

'Why can't you play harmonica like all the other inmates?'

"Now that's the blues."

Custom ring tones.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'