Drumming Mugs

"Can't you just whistle while you work?"

"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."

Italica

"I believe I already know most of you from the drum circle."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'To help our brainstorming, John's going to bang his drum and scream at the top of his lungs.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Jungle Communication

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'

"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"What is it?? You're disturbing my drum practice. . . !"

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'And whatever happened to 'as quiet as a mouse'?'

'I think I was fired.'

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

Music critics of the wild west "I don't like the sound of those drums"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

"Who, me?"

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"I can practice a different song."

Oil worker dads

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

The Triangle

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

"Now that's the blues."

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'